He's a right-wing nutjob...
He's a liberal wiener (but he's won 3 Purple Hearts)
This Land will surely vote for me.
 

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...And I suppose this would be a good time to tell you about W Ketchup -- perfect for spreading a liberal dose across your favorite liberal wiener.