Buy My Vote ...er... I mean... "T-SHIRT" on eBay
With all the millions of dollars spent on campaign advertising, the forests of trees cut down in order to print all those campaign flyers and postcards -- I'm just trying to cut out the ad agency middlemen and be environmentally sensitive.
Don't you think with all the campaign ads on every available media, and the sucking-up to any and all special interest groups, that the candidates are basically trying to throw enough money into advertising to sway a vote or two?
I'm merely suggesting they go straight to the source and buy a vote -- I mean, T-SHIRT -- from a registered voter.
...a registered voter in Ohio.
Like the idea?
You can tell people you sold your vote too.
Even if you didn't.
It will still cause controversy and piss people off wherever you go.
...and that's half the fun!